Top 10 ways to piss off a hooker via text or email

October 7, 2012 9:46 pm Leave your thoughts
  1. Send text “hey hun how r u?” then nothing else
  2. Ask “wats ur $ babe” then followed by “wat u do”
  3. Tell her you are really hot and that you have a big dick, and ask her if she wants to see photos of said massive cock.  Then ask for a discount because you are so special and you are doing her a favour by fucking her.  All ladies should be privileged to fuck your gorgeous body, duh.
  4. Start up an escort advertising website, then email every escort you can get your hands on to offer a free ad on your site that is poorly ranked or not even developed yet.
  5. Ask what you can get for $50 because that’s all you can afford right now.
  6. Leave a voicemail with the sound of you jerking off in the background while you call me a dirty slut and tell me how you want to fuck me.
  7. Use a different name every time you make contact.  Because we must be idiots and not keep your name and phone number saved in our phone.
  8. Ask for an illegal service.  A few good examples would be: bestiality, unsafe sex, castration.
  9. Try and convince me unprotected anal sex is ok and you will give me extra money to cum in my bum.
  10. Communicate several times about your elaborate bizarre fantasy.  Waste a great deal of my time explaining how this fantasy can pan out, then never make contact again once the day and time is coordinated.

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